One day an earthworm was born. It opened it's eyes and it was dark. (by the way, earthworms don't have eyes, so this is metaphorically speaking. I'm assuming that the earthworm sensed that it was dark. Anyway, it was dark) And the earthworm was wondering why it was so dark, and decided to find light. It moved a bit and felt some brown earth. (by the way, this is again metaphorically speaking because, as you know, earthworms don't have eyes. So, I'm again assuming that the earthworm sensed that it was brown and that it was earth. Anyway, it was brown, and by lucky chance, it was indeed earth) So, after moving along the brown earth, the earthworm saw light. (and again I am assuming that the earthworm sensed light, because as you all now know, earthworms don't have eyes. And I'm getting the feeling that the senses of these modern earthworms are pretty acute what. I mean, they seem to be getting these things right, because "Voila" it was indeed light!). The earthworm took a peak and sensed some dark "thing" flapping towards it. (For some reason, the earthworm was not able to sense what this "thing" was) And thats about as developed as earthworms' senses get. Further interrogation of other earthworms have proven that the "thing" has not yet been identifed, and the race of earthworms insist that they will identify this "thing" or die trying!
PS: If you are an earthworm, please click here and the "thing" shall be revealed and you and your race shall suffer no more! (Please click here for pictures of the "thing". WARNING: Pictures maybe disturbing, especially for young earthworms who are not mentally prepared)
PPS: If you are an earthworm, please click here for a picture of yourself (You can at least sense it even if you can't see it...hehe!)
No comments:
Post a Comment